G.I. Oh, No.

I like movies. A lot. I also like movie trivia. I am one of those annoying people who will turn to you in the movie theater and say “What’s she been in?” If I can’t figure it out pretty much immediately, it will ruin the entire movie for me and probably you too, my friend, because I just can’t let. it. go.

So when I saw “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” last weekend it was no surprise that I attempted to mentally make up a full filmography for every single person in the cast, with the exception of the girl playing the main female role. Because I don’t know what she did to get that part, but I have my theories, and almost none of them involve your standard screen test. It is almost impossible to make an action movie that’s too cheesy and/or over the top for me, but this girl did it with unparalleled success.

I mean she really can’t act.

Really.

I IMDB’d the movie for a little research and skill-honing and found out that Sienna Miller is the “actress” credited with the train wreck that is Ana/Baroness de Cobray.

Turns out, things haven’t been so great for Sienna, acting-wise. I perused her biography and noticed a lot of this: “Sienna was beat out for the part of ___________ in __________ by someone who can actually act.”

And because of this, I feel validated in my shameless criticism of this poor beautiful girl who should probably never be cast in another film ever. You should just know that I really wanted to love that movie, Sienna. But you made it very difficult, nigh impossible.

Shame on you.

Okay, now that we’re done with my personal review of a movie you’ve probably not seen, I would also like to tell you about the bridal shower my friends and I hosted last weekend. My friends Ginna & Steve are getting married in three weeks and we got together on Saturday to celebrate with Ginna.

Here are some pictures:

Isn't Ginna going to be a lovely bride?